Last updated September 19, 2026

Privacy

The short version: the only thing we collect right now is your email address, and only if you type it into our sign-up form.

What we collect

• Your email address, when you join the list, plus the date and which form you used.
• Standard server logs (IP address, browser, pages requested) that every web server keeps for security and troubleshooting.
• Your cart is saved in your own browser so it survives a refresh. It never leaves your device.

We do not use advertising trackers, and the store is not taking orders or payments yet. When that changes, this page will be updated first.

What we do with it

We use your email to tell you when the store opens, about new drops and restocks, and to send the first-order discount we promised. We do not sell, rent or trade the list. The list is stored on our own server; when we start sending, it will be handled by an email delivery service acting on our behalf.

Unsubscribe or be removed

Every email we send will have an unsubscribe link. You can also take yourself off the list right here, any time:

Age

This brand is for adults. The list is not intended for anyone under 18.

If it's more than a mood: call or text 988. Seriously.